Crack A Bottle (as made famous by Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent)

Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for

In this corner, weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes

400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolical

Villain in the world, Slim Shady!

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle