Milan

Testing, one-two, one-two, testing (okay, it's working now)

You've come to, um, to gastronomic, um, capital of the world and, um

A country known for its fashion and its, um, style and "joie de vivre"

So, um, how you, how you (tell 'em how I'm dressed, tell 'em how I'm dressed)

I see you're wearing a very, very fetching, almost period costume, um (yeah)