Name: Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker
Duration: 4 min 33 s
Description: Слушайте песню Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker - Epic Rap Battles of History онлайн с альбома Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 4:33. Год выхода - 2020

Epic Rap Battles of History

Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker

Hip-Hop

Like Hermione and Ron, I'm about to get it on

'Cause my mouth spits hot like incendio flames

You're Lukewarm, like some Tauntaun remains

Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody could see

Your franchise only has two decent movies

Search your feelings, do sense déjà vu?

You're getting smoked like your Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru

Your acting is flat and your raps are 2D too

Bugger off to the afterlife where you're fat and see-through

You're the biggest letdown in your series since Snoke

It makes sense your father's Vader, all you do is choke

Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?

Let me stick my plans in your Dusty Bin droid

I'll leave you like a Horcrux split up and destroyed

I don't know who made you shoot first, but that missed

If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this

I'm a rhyming Jedi like my father before me

You're talking hat shoulda put you in Gryffindorky

Your origin story is mostly stolen from me

You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed

Let's see little orphan raised by relatives in solitude

Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude

Learns that he's been destined to have powerful gifts

But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick (Swing it)

Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley

Land'em in your face like (That'll do nicely)

I fly the X-Wing to save a planet from massacre

You fly a broom like some kind of magical janitor

Your Dumble-dweeb army likes to think that you're the best

All you did was use your mom like a bulletproof vest

The death of my mother saved the wizarding race

Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face

You swamp school dropout! You're too whiney to rhyme

At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn't mine

I'm the boy who lived, a bestseller without equal

I'll split you like your fan base's feelings 'bout the prequels

The sequels brought you back to meet your demise

I'd say you were brilliant, but I must not tell lies

You let J.J. compact your character to trash

So go on, try and force more of your disses

You're like a Stormtrooper, 'cause all your shit misses

That's right R2, It does sound like he left all his fire in the goblet

Haha! Maybe he will get rescued by an anorexic hobbit

I think it's pretty clear that you and I are pretty different

I've got more rhymes than sand grains on Tatooine

You couldn't pull in the win with a tractor beam

I blew up the Death Star you blew up Aunt Marge

I'll pop you where Poppy Pomfrey can't be healing you

Unlike a great disturbance in the Force, I'm not feeling you

Death would eat you up without Hermione and luck

Because your own skills Wingardium Levio-suck

And I'd rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse

Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all

Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol

But I bet you're just distracted, you got a lot on your plate

On one hand the rebellion, on the other hand- oh wait...

I roll deep and the Weasley's got my back

This muggle sucks more hole than the bloody Sarlacc

We'll rough you up good if you try to step to Harry, mate

You're the least intimidating twin since Mary-Kate

You can find me getting fantastic on these beats

It's over Luke, I got the high ground advantage

I'll close it like a map, Mischief Managed

You should have Hagrid fly you home on his moped

If I wanted teenage wizardry I'd call Selena Gomez

My attack tactics are galactically hardcore

Far more than your goofy little Scar Wars

My Jedi mind tricks put the nix on your Imperius

Trip you up like deathsticks, I'm Bellatrix dead Sirius

No need to Expelliarmus, you're harmless in a duel

Call me the Hogwarts Express, I just took you to school

Слушайте песню Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker - Epic Rap Battles of History онлайн с альбома Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 4:33. Год выхода - 2020

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