Never Had It Made

No! No! NOOOOO!

"Next." "Uh, yes Mr. Gatekeeper, now we have, uh, Joeseph Bruce, also known as Violent J." "Oh yes, I've heard of that hideous fuck. Tell me, what makes you think I'd EVER allow you into these pearly gates?" "Wait man, lemme explain dawg!"

First I was born young and healthy