Pork Soda (Album Version)

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay

Yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy.

It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and now you have

Bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt every time you get off of

It. You never tell your family, you never tell your family because, you