Honkytonk U

(Toby Keith)

My grandmother owned a night club on the Arkansas-Oklahoma line.

Momma put me on a Greyhound an' I went to stay with her in the summertime.

I'd box up those empty long-necks and stack 'em in the back and bake a ham.

Then at night she'd let me sneak out of the kitchen and sit in with the band.