Name: James Bond vs Austin Powers
Duration: 4 min 15 s
Description: Слушайте песню James Bond vs Austin Powers - Epic Rap Battles of History онлайн с альбома James Bond vs Austin Powers в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 4:15. Год выхода - 2016

Epic Rap Battles of History

James Bond vs Austin Powers

Hip-Hop

I've beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with a cheek scar

But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are

I'll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot

Blast shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot

Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down? I've earned it

I'm licenced to kill, you couldn't get a learner's permit

After twenty-four films, I'm still reaching new heights

Your third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice

Any sex appeal you might have is beyond me

I'm bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I'm done

I only need one round, (gunshot) Golden Gun

You look a lot more blonde in your movie, baby

That's alright let's just keep it groovy baby!

Basil Exposition told me this will be boring

I've also never seen a man with glistening thighs

I mean you can't shag properly with that waxed tush

Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!)

I hypnotize you with a little strip tease

And then judo chop, I'm swinging on you like the sixties! (Yeah!)

You're defenseless; my rhymes can't be deflected!

You're like all the sex I've ever had, unprotected (Yeah!)

People want a hero with a little personality

No one wants to sit through your gritty reality

You've made Thunderball two bloody times!

I'm one of a kind you're always getting remade!

Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time with this clown

I should be on an island with a fucking model by now!

Sipping dry martinis and peeling off bikinis

Not rapping at Swedish penis pumping weenies!

I didn't say I was finished! I'm sick of your silly gimmicks!

I'm the best spy in the business; just ask all the critics!

I've been through hell, so yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic!

But I'm the original model that your frilly ass mimics!

It's the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay homage

Handing out ass-whippings, I'm on some real James Bondage

Your performance doesn't stir me and I'm certainly not shaken

If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch Taken

I see your modern gadgets and I piss on them all

I'm the granddad of the brand millions of fans I've been sold on

You're so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond... Gold Bond

Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap please?

It's the movie business and you've had your six

The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists

I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm distinguished

If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they should cast a Bond who's actually English

(Slap) Why, pussy, aren't you the cunning linguist

As a matter of fact, I've got a knack for licking old cunts

After I beat you, I'll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts

Now you listen here, you little duck-faced runt

I'm all in, I'm ready to die any day that you want!

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