What's My Name (Remastered)

What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not who I want to be

I tired spot cream an' I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall!

What's my name naaaame... naaaame... naaaame...

I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door said all full up!

I got nicked, fighting in the road an' the judge didn't even know