Name: Skipper Dan
Duration: 4 min 1 s
Description: Слушайте песню Skipper Dan - “Weird Al” Yankovic онлайн с альбома Alpocalypse в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 4:01. Год выхода - 2011

Alpocalypse

“Weird Al” Yankovic

Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)

TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)

Polka Face

Craigslist

Party In the CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)

Ringtone

Another Tattoo (Parody of "Nothin' On You" by B.o.B. featuring Bruno Mars)

If That Isn't Love

Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.)

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me

Skipper Dan

Non-Music

I graduated first in my class at Juilliard

While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt

I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone

Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone

And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears

Just like they've done for the last 50 years

Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside

Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes

Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland

But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"

But what's the difference, that's all behind me now

Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride

And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again

I should a listened when my grandfather said

"Why don't you major in business instead?"

Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died

And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears

Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears

Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied

I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Слушайте песню Skipper Dan - “Weird Al” Yankovic онлайн с альбома Alpocalypse в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 4:01. Год выхода - 2011

Skipper Dan

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