I'll Sue Ya

I sued Taco Bell... 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat

I sued Panasonic... they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat

I sued Earthlink... 'cause I called 'em up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks... 'cause I spilled a frappucino in my lap, and brr, it was cold

I sued Toys 'R' Us... 'cause I swallowed a Nerf Ball and nearly choked to death