A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert

That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.

It had been a while.

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went

Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.