News to Me

Yeah, the whistle blows, and he makes his tea, and he wipes his nose

He's an English man, and he's frying up in the frying pan

He's so sophisticated, and he's never on time and he's never late

'Cause he's sitting in the bath, and he's making it hot and he's making it last

And this is all news to me, yeah, I was wrapped up in a ball