Человек-борода (Eng)

Good evening, gentlemen, it's time for me to introduce myself I'm a hero, but there's a caveat, the enemies have a huge chance To upset my balance a little bit, I fall into dissonance I'm dressed in the latest fashion, like blind pedestrians Instead of a mask, I have only a simple beard My raincoat is a torn sock, though it smells a little My T-shirt is torn and full of seams, and I'm wearing my family's underwear!!! Ah-ha-ha-ha!!!!

I'm a beard man, I drive all enemies crazy As soon as anyone sees me, I'm hysterical I'm not afraid of anyone, well, almost no one, but if it's serious, then almost everything My super beard never fails, it has a laser, food, and other wonders!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, Oh-oh-oh, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay, oh-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay Failure, so what? My appearance is good for that!