Name: Titties & Beer
Duration: 7 min 36 s
Description: Слушайте песню Titties & Beer - Frank Zappa онлайн с альбома Zappa In New York (Live) в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 7:36. Год выхода - 2012

Zappa In New York (Live)

Frank Zappa

Cruisin' For Burgers

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth

Punky's Whips

Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?

The Illinois Enema Bandit

I'm The Slime

Pound For A Brown

Manx Needs Women

The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1

Big Leg Emma

Sofa

Black Page #2

Titties & Beer

Rock

It was the blackest night, there was no moon in sight

You know the stars ain't shinin' 'cause the sky's too tight

Heard the scary wind, I seen some ugly trees

There was a werewolf honkin' 'long the side of me

I'm mean and I'm bad, you know I ain't no sissy

Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy

And this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed, even the crickets acting weird up here

And so I figured I might just drink a little beer

I said, "Gimme some of that what you're suckin' on"

But there was no reply 'cause she was gone

"Where's those titties that I like so well?

And my goddamn beer," is what I started to yell

Then I heard this noise like a crunchin' twig

And up jumped the Devil, he's about this big

And then a pointed tail, and like a sulphur reek

Yes, it was him alright, I sweared I knowed it was

He had some human flesh stuck underneath his claws

You know it looked to me like it was titty skin

I said, "You son-of-a-bitch," 'cause I was mad at him

He just got out his floss and started cleanin' his fang

So I shot him with my shooter, said, "Bang! Bang! Bang!"

And then the sucker just laughed and said

"Put it away, you know, I ate her all up, now what you gonna say?"

You ate my Chrissy? (Yeah, titties and all)

Well, what about the beer then? (Now, were the cans this tall?)

Shit, you must've been hungry (yeah, this is true)

Don't they pay you good for the stuff that you do?

Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through

Well, I want my Chrissy (oh, yeah?), and I want my beer

So you just barf it back up now, devil, do you hear?

Look, blow it out your ass, motorcycle man

I mean, I am the devil, do you understand?

Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?

I suppose you noticed this little contract here

You're goddam right, you son of a whore (don't call me that)

That's about the only reason I learned writing for

Gimme that paper, bet your horns I'll sign

Because I need a beer, and it's titty-squeezin' time

Man, you can't fool me, you ain't that bad (oh yeah?)

Yeah, you should have seen some of the souls that I've had

And both of those suckers was worse than you

Let's make a deal, if you think that's true

I mean, you're supposed to be the Devil, so whatcha gonna do? (Now hold on just a second)

You wanna make a deal with me, huh? (Yeah)

Well, uh, I don't know, man, you know, I just don't know about this

No, man, it ain't got nothing to do with nerve

It's got to do (you're supposed to be the devil, you're supposed to be bad)

I don't know if you're the right style to get into Hell, you know

Well, actually, to tell you the honest-to-God truth

I'm very short on style, as a matter of fact

Yeah, I know, that's what makes me wonder (but let me)

But I have, I think I have something that you may be interested in (what is that?)

You can have my soul, it's a mean little sucker 'bout a thousand years old

But once you gets it, you can't give it back

You gotta keep it forever, and that's a natural fact

(Oh yeah, what, am I supposed to be scared, man?) Oh, yeah, read it already

Oh yeah, that's real tough, I bet you're real bad

Listen, fool, you got to prove to me that you're rough enough to get into hell

That you got the style enough to get into hell, so start talking

I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell (yeah)

Because I have been through it (yeah), I have seen it (yeah)

Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers for eight fucking years (tell me about it)

(Now you're talking my language) how bad is that?

So move right along, tell me what your interest are, you know?

If we're going to come to some kind of agreement

I got to know what you're all about, you know?

'Cause I don't know if you're the right cat for the place, you know?

Look, let me tell you what my problem really is, you see (okay)

My problem is that I don't belong anywhere, you see (aha)

I don't even belong where you are, you see (I hope not)

Titties and beer (no, no, man, you're joking)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (what?)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (no, please no)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (not that)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (oh no, man)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (please, ah)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (no, no)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (no, not titties)

Titties and beer, titties and beer (not titties and beer)

Titties and beer, titties, and I'm in you (oh no, man)

Titties and beer, I'm in you (are you kiddin' me)

Titties and beer, oh, look at this (oh no, no, no)

What I'm I gonna do with this (wait, wait, wait please, no)

Hold on a second, boy, 'cause that's magic ink

Then the devil barfed and out come my girl

They heard the titties plop-ploppin', all around the world

She said, "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs

And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns"

Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff

That's when the devil, he farted, and she went right over the cliff

I swear, I do declare, how did she get back there?

Swear, I do declare, how did she get back there?

Слушайте песню Titties & Beer - Frank Zappa онлайн с альбома Zappa In New York (Live) в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 7:36. Год выхода - 2012

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