Church Chat (Original Version)

You know today the church is in a terrible state

The bucks just aren't rollin' in like they used to

And when the bucks don't come in, the church comes up with a NEW GIMMICK to make you SPEND to GO TO HEAVEN

Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about, but WHAT THE FUCK

But anyway, listen to this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants to get your money they remind you about HELL