The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson

FZ: At this very moment Jimmy Carl Black, the Indian of the group, is approaching the stage. Jimmy Carl, who likes to drink and also likes to boogie all night long and who is also horny, approaches Underwood in his transformed state at the piano and asks him this all important question:

JCB: Hey, I thought we were gonna play a Rock & Roll concert. What is this? How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll and drink beer? You get laid after the concert if you play rock & roll, this kind of crap you're not gonna, you're not gonna get laid anyway with that uniform on. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna quit. I'm gonna go out and hustle me some chick, the hell with you.

Ian: Jimmy, you need some discipline.

JCB: I'm leaving the group.

Ensemble: Boo! Boo!