The Poodle Lecture

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big

Mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called

WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason

The poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a

Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very