Kill Your Employer (Recreational Paranoia Is The Sport Of Now)

With long armpit hair

Sticking out like a sore thumb, smelling like dinosaur dung

These hippies are holier than thou at poorly attended peace marches holding cold veggie dogs

I'm not your homie or pen pal though I unload ink cartridges as Red State demigods

Cause smearing a salad on a SUV can't