Name: Intro
Duration: 9 min 28 s
Description: Слушайте песню Intro - Bo Burnham онлайн с альбома What. в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 9:28. Год выхода - 2013

What.

Bo Burnham

I F--K Sl--Ts

Wdidln?

Left Brain, Right Brain

#deep

Beating off in a Minor

Poems

From God's Perspective 

Andy the Frog

Out of the Abyss

Repeat Stuff

We Think We Know You

Intro

Non-Music

And he looks like the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen DeGeneres

He's isolated himself over the last five years, in pursuit of comedy

You might as well tell those silly jokes of yours

You used to do comedy when you felt like being funny

Play an invisible trumpet (trumpet sound!)

Bo wants to make you feel comfortable (random voice!)

Prolonged eye contact (prolonged eye contact!)

Lick your lips to make it more comforting!

Do you want to see a magic trick? (Yeah!)

Magic isn't real, you idiot (read a book!)

Bo's 20-year old cynicism melted into childlike wonder

He never knew there could be so much magic in the world

In the distance, Bo saw a beautiful fairy

A fairy so beautiful, that he felt proud about being called one in high school

He then came across an old bridge with a troll standing guard

Bo knew that he'd have to answer a riddle to get by

As Bo arrived on the other side of the stage

He saw a unicorn, with five horns, right in front of him!

"I've been looking for you for quite a long t-"

Run! Run! Run! (God, no!) (It's an eyebrow!)

It's so hard to be a lizard (did anyone see my son?!)

It's hard to be a lizard (I've lost my son!) (What did we do, God? What did we do!?) (He killed my wife...)

Tiny arms, itchy gizzard (that monster killed my wife!) (Oh my God, he's dead...) (Why is he singing!?)

It's hard to be a lizard (He's a monster! He killed my only headway!) (Oh my god...) (Why!?)

Okay Bo, this miming shit is getting pretty annoying

That lizard part was pretty fuckin' stupid

And, uh- yeah, good to start off with eight minutes of mime jokes!

I want to start off with a joke for the, uh- fellas

I don't feel like I connect with my men in the audience

As well as I do with my, uh, prepubescent girls

Yo, fellas, don't you hate it when you're sucking a guy's dick

These fucking faggots with their tasty dicks!

The exit signs are marked clearly in red, um

Jeez, knocked the water over by accident!

Just- take it off repeat, and it won't repeat

This is the good thing, we can edit all this

How're you guys doin' up the nosebleeds? Up top?

I had a, uh- I had a hot dog, um- for breakfast, in Madison actually, this morning

And, uh- yeah, afterwards I felt like this

That'll be a major- majority of the show, so

(Every moment can become a comedy moment!)

Слушайте песню Intro - Bo Burnham онлайн с альбома What. в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 9:28. Год выхода - 2013

Intro

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