Crime News

I've always been too interested in crime news and stuff like that, like cold case files, and that kind of thing.

I love reading crime news in general, I like, uh, the local paper in a city because they have good crime coverage and it's funny to me when the local paper will try and make someone sound prettier after they're murdered, like you'll walk by the newstand, and then you'll see the headline, like, "

BEAUTY SLAIN" .

And then you look at the photo and you're like, "

Mmmmmmm...