Name: Fast Food
Duration: 5 min 14 s
Description: Слушайте песню Fast Food - Jim Gaffigan онлайн с альбома King Baby в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 5:14. Год выхода - 2009

King Baby

Jim Gaffigan

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Circumcision

Almost Heaven

Fast Food

Non-Music

I haven't eaten in like 40 minutes, that's weird for me.

When we're not eating, we're chewing gum.

Thanksgiving, that is all about overeating.

I mean one of the main dishes is actually called stuffing.

Am I the only one who doesn't feel comfertable that stuffing is cooked inside a dead animal?

Shove a loaf of bread up there, ump, delicious!

Kind of a humiliating way to go out for the turkey.

My problem is that I love all of the food that's bad for you, like bacon.

Fried chicken, have you ever put a peice of fried chicken on a napkin, and you come back and the napkin has turned into liquid.

Fried chicken can't be good for you, really.

I mean one of the serving sizes is bucket.

Yeah, I'll have a bucket of fried chicken, a silo of Pepsi, and a trough of pig slop.

Speaking of pig slop, have you tried one of those KFC bowls?

You know all our crap just tastes the same, why don't we just throw it in a bowl?" And I'll tell you, it's delicious.

There's a layer of mashed potatoes, a layer of corn, a layer of cigarette butts, a couple apple cores.

Oh I get it, Popeye was a sailor and your food goes through me like a torpedo, that makes sense.

Popeye ate spinach and now i have Dysentery.

Maybe they aren't talking about the cartoon character Popeye, maybe they're talking about what happens to your eyes after you eat the food.

It's amazing how your attitude on fast food changes.

When you're a kid, it's your favorite place.

As an adult you look at fast food like someone you used to date.

We're all so embarassed to eat fast food.

Do you ever go in and everybody's seating by themsleves, hunched over, wearing a ski mask.

They know we're embarrased to eat fast food, that's why they invented the drive thru.

Look, no one has to see you, just drive around the back and we'll hand it out the window.

That drive thru is pretty convenient, right?

Except for that final stretch to get your food.

Like, can you bring your building closer to my car?

Why is he reaching out the passenger's side of the car?

Those fast food places are just so fast and easy that they've ruined me for regular restauraunts.

Whenever I'm at a regular resteraunt I'm always like "let's see I will order the hamburger, where is it?" Sir how would you like your hamburger done?

And can you wrap it in paper so I feel like I'm opening a present?

Or maybe put it in a styrofoam clam shell and present it like an engagement ring? *gasps* I do.

Too bad all of the food in fast food places is so bad for you.

I love how there's the option of a milkshake.

Well, I shouldn't but I'm in a hurry so I'll get a burger, and fries, and to drink I'll have the large cup of meled ice cream.

Fast food places are brightly lit, smell like disinfectant, furnatures bolted down.

Слушайте песню Fast Food - Jim Gaffigan онлайн с альбома King Baby в хорошем HiFi качестве с сервисом Звук. Продолжительность песни - 5:14. Год выхода - 2009

Fast Food

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